The other day Virginia was playing animal dominoes by herself on the floor of her room while I played with Grammers on her bed. Then I hear her saying “Turds with… turds…”
Virginia: Turds! Turtles! It’s short for turtles.
I then learn that “bums” is short for bumblebees, and “donks” is short for, you guessed it, donkeys.
Virginia’s time is important, y’all!! She ain’t got time to be talking all ad infinitum about animals! Gimme a break!