Dude Helps Like a Lady

I had a dream last night that my water broke and the only person around was Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler, who, while sort of freaked out, did stay with me and attempt to clean up my amniotic fluid with those scarves from his microphone stand.

I looked up and said, “Naw man, we’re gonna need a lot more than that. Like a couple of towels or something.”

True story.

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