It’s easy to cave when it comes to baby’s needs and sometimes even baby’s total NON-NEEDS like frilly dresses and luxury strollers. (Love my Vista! Love!)
But there are plenty of opportunities to NOT cave because stuff is just too ridiculous for words. Here are some of those!
Giorgio Armani spent days dreaming up this perfect sippy cup for your toddler to toss with elan from atop his ivory highchair…
Just fill with campari and soda, put your baby in some cut off jean shorts and hit the road!
The company that makes this $490 diaper bag is called Not Rational, which precisely describes the state you’d need to be in to purchase one. I also don’t dig camo print baby items. What’s this meant to suggest? That taking care of a baby is much like snaking through the jungle on all fours before you toss a grenade into the well of a primitive village? (It SO is!) Or maybe its to prevent my diapering supplies from being too easily detected by roving gangs of enemy babies?
Nothing like a pair of $215 designer driving shoes for someone who won’t be able to drive for another 10-15 years! (However, I’ll take them. I don’t know how to drive either)
At $45 a piece, you’ll want to stock up on these. Maybe just stick a few $20 bills in your baby’s diaper too, but make sure they peek out! Like peacock feathers!